Poisonous Snakes

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because, dad, I just bit my tongue!"

Dracula Rx

Q: What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
A: Coffin medicine!

Problem Solving

"It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "