Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Circus Horse

A horse walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, scotch on the rocks please!" The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief says, "Did.. did you just talk?" "Yes I did, why?" "It's just incredible! I've never seen a talking horse! You know, you should really go talk to the local circus, they would LOVE to have someone with your skills!"
The horse replied "Why? Are they short on electricians?"

Little Mermaid Undergarments

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra (algae-bra)?