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When I'm trying to impress a girl, I tell her I work in the oil business for one of the world's biggest companies.
Sounds better than "I make the fries at McDonalds"
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Photo Store
Q: What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
A: Someday my prints will come...
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RIP Mom
My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness
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