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Little Johnny - Stupid
A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Pilgrim Pants
Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!
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State Puns
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.
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