Start And Finish

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

New Book

Just finished writing my book about positive thinking
Probably won't sell a single copy

Jewish

I've always thought, when someone says they are Jewish they sound like they aren't sure about their religion.
"I'm Jew... ish"