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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner"!
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Hybrid Clover
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
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Utensil Magic
Q: What do you call a magician that levitates silverware?
A: A fork-lifter
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