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Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.
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Vampire Date
Vampire 1: "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?"
Vampire 2: "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Asian Drivers
Asians are such terrible drivers.
I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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