A Collection of Insults

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection.

• Takes his imagination out for a walk and ends up being dragged around the block by it.
• Talks to plants on their own level.
• Team player... No chance he'll develop a personality on his own.
• Teflon brain -- nothing sticks.
• The best part of him ran down his mother's legs.
• The butter slipped off his noodle.
• The cheese slid off his cracker.
• His glass is half empty.
• The fan is working but the freon's leaked out.
• The heater's plugged in but the rheostat's shot.
• The perfect personality to write software manuals.
• The space between his ears powers vacuum pumps.
• The spit valve's fallen off his trumpet again.
• The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

Blonde Alzheimer's

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Roast of Larry the Cable Guy - Movies

From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: I've found the best way to enjoy Larry's movies is to never put them in the DVD player.