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Blonde Lantern
Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
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Birth Control Pills
A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's." "Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"
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Holiday Nuts
Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.
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