Funny Thoughts

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea

Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One. Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane." Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 million $5 bills out of this plane." Chelsea says, "I could make the whole world happy if I threw you both out of this plane!"

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Henry VIII

Q: Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
A: He liked to chop and change!

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Hare With A Headache

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

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