Funny Thoughts

Snail Owned Car

A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".

Anonymous

Restroom Attendant

Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

Anonymous

Psych

Q: A friend asked to use my iPhone 12 to call his mom.
A: I told him to just hit redial.

Anonymous
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