Waterslide

There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go. The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells "Monneeeeeeeey!!!". When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money. The redhead is next. She slides down and yells "Chocccollate!!!". When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate. The blonde slides down screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of...WEE!!!

Another Corporate Booty Call

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Jesus Car

Q: If Jesus were on the earth in the flesh today, what kind of car would he drive?
A: Chrysler!