Funny Thoughts

Mental Ice Cube

Q: Did you hear about the lady who could melt an ice cube just by staring at it?
A: It takes her about 30 minutes.

Categories: Riddles , Funny Thoughts
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Blondes And Birth Control

Q: Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
A: Because they keep falling out.

Anonymous

Dead Bird

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

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