Funny Thoughts

Bad Skin

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!

Anonymous

Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

Anonymous

Dane Cook - Look-a-Like

Do you know, it is cheaper to book Dane Cook than his look-a-like?
To be fair, his look-a-like is probably funnier

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