Funny Thoughts

Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Anonymous

Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

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Bookstore Blues

I went to Barnes & Noble this morning and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was.
She said that if she told me it would defeat the purpose!

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