Funny Thoughts

Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Anonymous

Catch A Bra

Q: How do you catch a bra?
A: Set up a boobie trap.

Anonymous

Snakeskin Punny

Q: What kind of condoms do snakes use?
A: Anacondoms!

Anonymous
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