Yo Mama - Neighbor Scare

Yo mama so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone

Lion's Post Meal

There was this lion who had just eaten a bull, and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

More Business One Liners

• It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.
• It is later than you think.
• It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
• It is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold.
• The devil works hard too.
• It is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you.
• It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.
• It is not true that life is one thing after another, it's one stupid thing over and over.
• It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
• It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
• It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up shoes.
• It isn't that they can't see the solution, it's that they can't see the problem.