Funny Thoughts

Ponderings Collection 41

  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
  • How can there be self-help "groups"?
  • How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  • How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
  • How many weeks are there in a light year?
  • If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
  • If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
  • If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
  • If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Anonymous

Decisions

I can only afford to buy one of the two bicycles I'm looking at for my collection.
It's a Schwinn Schwinn decision.

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The Big Picture

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

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