Funny Thoughts

Jail Stutter

I just learned that a friend of mine who had a stutter died in jail.
He didn't even complete his sentence.

Anonymous

Favorite Position

I should have known that my last relationship wasn't gonna last because it's not a good sign when your girlfriend's favorite position in bed is the fetal position.

Anonymous

Heading to Disney

Q: What do the New England Patriots and Measles have in common?
A: They both got to go Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.

Anonymous
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