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President's Answering Machine
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
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Funny Thoughts
, Profession Jokes
(Politician Jokes)
, Political Jokes
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(Answering Machine Jokes)
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Light Bulb - Bureaucrats
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, we contract out for things like that.
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Condom Purchase
At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."
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