Funny Thoughts

Born Speechless

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Anonymous

Gas is Getting Expensive

Gasoline is so overpriced right now, ExxonMobil just changed the names of their three grades of gas to Tall, Grande, and Venti!

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Falling Witch

Q: When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
A: Get wet!

Anonymous
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