Bartender Surprise

A gorilla walks into a crowded bar, and being a huge gorilla, he has no trouble getting attention from the bartender and ordering. “I’ll have a Martini, please,” he says. The bartender figures the ape probably doesn’t know much about drink prices, and he says, “That’ll be $17.50.” To make small talk while making change, the bartender says, “Hey, you know, we don’t get many gorillas coming in here ordering Martinis.” The gorilla says, “At $17.50, I’m not surprised.”

Russian Beauties

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A: A tourist.

Dahmer to Bobbit

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: Are you gonna eat that?