Lawyer on His Deathbed

A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?" He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left. The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?" "I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.

A Lawyer Who Doesn't Know the Law

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A: A judge.

Lawyers in a Basement

Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement
A: A whine cellar.