Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes

Conflict of Interest

Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

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A Lawyer Who Doesn't Know the Law

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A: A judge.

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Horse Country

A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses." Hearing this, one of the locals spoke up:  "Mister, watch what you say. You're in horse country."

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