Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes

God Invented Lawyers

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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F. Lee Bailey and Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between F. Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
A: One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!

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Lawyer Gives Good and Bad News

"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

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