Funny Thoughts - Fat Insult Jokes

Thanksgiving Weight

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

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Fat Bathtub

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.

Anonymous

Losing Weight

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.   "How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?", he asked.  Quickly, the Doctor replied, "That would be easy.  Cut your head off."

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