Funny Thoughts - Fat Insult Jokes

Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.
7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
1. You're sweating gravy.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Weight

Yo mama got on the scale last year; I would tell you how much she weighs but its still spinning.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it begs her to GET OFF!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
Anonymous
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