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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface."
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Turning Me On
I am feeling a little off today. How about turning me on? The switch is on the back of my neck.
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Healthy Selection
That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.
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