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Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

Anonymous

Lunatic Escape Headline

A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.
Next day, the headlines read Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!

Anonymous

Headline: Burger King buys Tim Hortons

What's next Burger King, Canada's Parliament Hill? Sounds about right, because so many “ whoppers" are sold to Canadians from there!

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