Headlines

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 22
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find -The Los Angeles Times, November 2
"Light" meals are lower in fat, calories -Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
Alcohol ads promote drinking -The Hartford Courant, November 18
Malls try to attract shoppers -The Baltimore Sun, October 22
Official: Only rain will cure drought -The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men -The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty -Newsday, July 11
Man shoots neighbor with machete -The Miami Herald, July 3
Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes -The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows -The New York Times, March 10
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies -The Los Angeles Times, March 2
Scientists see quakes in L.A. future -The Oregonian, January 28
Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning -The Buffalo News, February 26
Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold -Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer -Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
Economist uses theory to explain economy -Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
Bible church's focus is the Bible -Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons -Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity -The Chicago Tribune, March 5
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear -Journal of Commerce, April 20
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person -The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
Lack of brains hinders research -The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
Cement Supplies seen as adequate -The Bangkok Post, January 28
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hay -Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
Fish lurk in streams -Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29
Dole loses debate by not winning -Some newspaper

Real News Headlines 13

Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.
These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of "Anguished English".
On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards and contributing to the death of her husband.
The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it crashed, witnesses said.
With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not concern us here), every single crime committed in this nation of ours involves a victim.
A purple lady's bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane recently.
Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support from parent-teacher groups to support the governor's task force on driving while intoxicated.
He hasn't even had his day in court yet, but Simon Wynne has been kicked off the ESU basketball team after being arrested and accused of driving a parked car while intoxicated.
Montreal police don't hesitate to use whatever laws, regulations or persuasion they feel they need to control morality in the city and prevent it from getting a foothold.
A college friendship that began a year ago ended in matrimony yesterday.

Arkansas Clinton Sex Scandal Survey

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their opinions on the Clinton Sex Scandal. One of the questions: Would you ever have an affair with Bill Clinton? The results were staggering!
5% - No
3% - Yes
92% - Never Again