Vegetarian Now

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.

Don't Look

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !

Vegan

Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: You don't, they come and tell you.