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That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.
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Vegan Zombies
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.
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Aroma Therapy
I was grilling a steak and the smell of the juices made my mouth water. Got me thinking.
Does the same thing happen to vegetarians when they mow the lawn?
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