Food Jokes - Vegetarian Jokes

Vegetarian Conundrum

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anonymous

Pondering Collection

  • Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is really sharp.
  • If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
  • Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
  • Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
  • The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
  • Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.

Anonymous

Tesla Vegan Award

Q: Why did Tesla get an award for using vegan leather?
A: They were the first company that found a use for vegans

Anonymous
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