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Eggs in an Intersection
Two eggs walk into an intersection. The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"
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Melon Love
Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe
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When I Get Out
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out. He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player. He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player. He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
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