Food Jokes

Knock Knock - Imogen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!

Anonymous

Alphabet Soup

Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.

Anonymous

Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Anonymous
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