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Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.
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Bean Soup
Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Blonde Baking
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.
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