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Gangster Answering Machine
Yo. I ain't here right now. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells delightful!
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Vacation
Q: What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut at the beach
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Angry Strawberries
Q: Why were the strawberries angry?
A: Because their parents were put into a jam bottle.
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