Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Just Moved In

The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it. "It's great," Tommy said. "I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Three Sons, Three Things

A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons.
"Josh will have vanilla, Jim will have chocolate, and Fathead will have strawberry." Then the man smacks Fathead across the head. The girl couldn't stand it. "Sir, I can't believe you treat your son like that.'' ''There are only three things in life a man needs to be happy," said the man. "A nice house, a beautiful wife and a nice tight pussy. Fathead here went and ruined that.''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Your Son is a Chicken

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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