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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
Push Him Aside
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Psych
Q: A friend asked to use my iPhone 12 to call his mom.
A: I told him to just hit redial.
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Spaghetti
Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!
Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.
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