Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

You can Build

My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Submitted BY: CurrentlyCurious

Russian Sex

A man is at a bar. He sees a good looking woman, but she's a little older. Maybe in her 40s. He goes up to her and starts a conversation. Halfway through she seems interested and asks an interesting question. She asks how he feels about a little mother-daughter action.
The man is intrigued. She is nice enough by herself, but her daughter must be amazing. He agrees and they go back to her place. They enter the house and go upstairs. The lady knocks on a bedroom door and gently whispers:
"Mom, are you awake?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Push Him Aside

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous
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