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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
Childcare
When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
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Submitted BY: Anonymous
You Look Familier
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!
Categories:
Animal Jokes
, Word Play Jokes
, Jokes about Families
(Mother Jokes)
, Riddles
(Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous
Tomato Soup
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.
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