Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Eye Repair

A baby is born and after the initial examination, the doctor returns with some news. "Ma'am," says the doctor, " I'm sorry to tell you this but your son was born without any eyelids. But, it is an easy fix." He says, "After we've circumcised him, we can surgically recreate new eyelids with his foreskin."
"Oh dear" says the new mother "but won't that make him cock-eyed?" "Yes," replies the doctor, "but he'll have excellent foresight"

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Little Johnny Answers.

The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!  Number One: It's fresh.  Number Two: It's nutritious.  Number Three: It's served at just the right temperature.  And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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