Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Prostitutes

A woman and her twelve year old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Taxi Driver Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Yo Momma is so Fat..

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Eye Repair

A baby is born and after the initial examination, the doctor returns with some news. "Ma'am," says the doctor, " I'm sorry to tell you this but your son was born without any eyelids. But, it is an easy fix." He says, "After we've circumcised him, we can surgically recreate new eyelids with his foreskin."
"Oh dear" says the new mother "but won't that make him cock-eyed?" "Yes," replies the doctor, "but he'll have excellent foresight"

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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