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Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman
Before And After
The woman cries before the wedding; the man after the wedding.
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Dog House
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Shoot, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going dear?" "To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.
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