Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

Just Before I Die

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "Well," his friend replies, "since you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, you'll never be able to sell!" "And that's where you're wrong," the man smiled. "If I sell it, my wife would kill me!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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