Father to Blonde Daughter

Q: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
A: ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

Picking on Chelsea Clinton

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House, I want something done about it immediately!" "Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

Childhood Dilemma

I feel sorry for the children of same-sex couples.
You either have to put up with twice the number of Dad jokes, or you're stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."