Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Keep It In The Family

Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick is red.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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Father to Blonde Daughter

Q: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
A: ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
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