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What Scotsmen Eat
Q: What do Scotsmen eat?
A: Tart'n'pie!
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Odd Group in a Bar
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Rolling Stones V Scotsman
Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says "Hey, you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe."
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