Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.

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Polish Hunting Expedition

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, and by accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion got him out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearest hospital. "Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?" "It's tough," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if you hadn't gutted him first."

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Pushing It

Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown?
A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!

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