Russian Camel

Q: What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?
A: A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

A Newfie

Q: How do you get a one-armed newfie out of a tree?
A:  Wave!
Q: How do you get a two-armed newfie out of a tree?
A:  Wave both hands!

Royal Penis Comparison

The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.
The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: "Viva Espania!"
The king of France is next and as his is even larger, all the French scream: "Vive la France!"
Next comes the king of England, and just as he drops his pants and takes his out, everyone exclaims: "God save the Queen!"