Ethnic / Country Jokes

Brezhnev At His Speech

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, was thought not to be too bright. He comes to address a big Communist party meeting, and starts: "Dear Comrade Imperialists," The whole hall perked up - "what did he say??" Brezhnev tried again..."Dear Comrade Imperialists," Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium - was he trying to call them Imperialists? Then, an advisor walked over to the podium and pointed to the speech for Brezhnev. "Oh..." he muttered, and started again: "Dear Comrades, Imperialists are everywhere."

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Mummy Reservation

A mummy calls a restaurant. Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Hotepsekhemwy. Could you spell it out, please?
Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

Anonymous

Ethiopian Food

Q: Why is dark humor like food in Ethiopia?
A: Not everyone gets it.

Anonymous
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