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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

Mexican Eyes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with three eyes?
A: Ay, ay, ay!
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Anonymous
Lawyer and Mexican
A lawyer and a Mexican live next to each other in the most cookie-cutter neighborhood you can imagine. One day, they're both mowing the front lawn. The Mexican says, "You know, my house is worth more than yours."
The lawyer is confused. He responds, "How? Our houses are identical. Did you renovate the interior?" "No." "Did you modernize the kitchen or the bathroom?" "I didn't." "Then how can your house be worth more than mine?" the lawyer cries.
"Well, I live next to a lawyer, and you live next to a Mexican."
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Anonymous
Mexican Rubber
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
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Submitted BY: anthonyllamas