Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Iraqi Hero

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Gulf War Remembered!

Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
 
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
 
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
 
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
 
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador
 
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
 
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000,000.
 
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
 
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
 
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo ?
A: B-52... F-16... A-10
 
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck
 
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
 
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
 
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
 
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?
A: He elected to receive.
 
Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map...