Ethnic / Country Jokes - French Jokes

Man on French Business Trip

There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX!"
They looked at him and said, "What do you mean wrong hole?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Heaven vs Hell

One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians." "What is Hell like?" he asks. "Well," he sighs, "the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the politicians, the English are the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the Dutch are the lovers."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - French Monologue

French monologue in the background: Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language. But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our lifetime. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non". 

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous
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