Answering Machine - French Monologue

French monologue in the background: Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language. But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our lifetime. Please leave a message in English at the tone, and remember, if someone tries to speak French to you, just say, "non". 

Over Easy

My French girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to make me breakfast.
I said "No thanks, I've had an oeuf"

Frenchman and His Animals

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: A bisexual!