Lotta Soup

Q: What is it when you have 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
A: Won ton.

Thailand Body

Q: In Thailand, where on the woman's body is the clitoris?
A: Depends on the surgeon

Chinese Subtitles

A list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong.

• "I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."
• "Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep."
• "Gun wounds again?"
• "Same old rules: no eyes, no groin."
• "A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries."
• Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!"
• "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."
• "Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?"
• "Quiet or I'll blow your throat up."
• "You always use violence. I should have ordered glutinous rice chicken."
• "I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!"
• "You daring lousy guy."
• "Beat him out of recognizable shape!"
• "I have been scared shitless too much lately."
• "I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!"
• "Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected."
• "How can you use my intestines as a gift?"
• "The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?"